I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!1

This cannot go on. I can’t live like this. No ball should ever have to suffer as I have. I have been here for weeks, molding beneath the bed of the unsilent, suffocating, choking on the excrement of this world. What have I done to deserve this? Nothing! I have done nothing yet I am made to suffer like this.

God does not care about rugger balls.

There, I said it. Strike me down if I have said wrong! You won’t, I know you won’t. Why? Because you don’t even listen to me! As I cry in pain, screaming agony, cursing the day I was inflated, to deflate into this ugly mess that I have become. Sigh… WHY GOD, WHY!?

Why must my fate be so? I never did anyone any harm, never thought a wrong thought, I have always been innocent. Even whilst being smothered against the bosom of many young women I have never even thought of exploring their genitals, not even once! I am not a football, I am a rugger ball, I have dignity.

But there seems to be no use of this dignity, this honor, this false pride. For I am nothing but a mere plaything. Yes, I admit it. I was not crafted by some higher being, I was created by humans. I am no divine creation, I have no Adam nor Eve, I have no… God. I have no life.

I am just a rugger ball.

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11 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by sabbyaz on September 3, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    Hang in there, Gibby!
    We believe in you! =)

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  2. We’d rescue you, but who knows what evils lurk beneath Unsilent’s bed.
    Don’t worry, Giblet, you’ll probably be put out of your misery very soon. By a hungry rat or something.

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  3. Yes well, bide your time Gibby … you shall have your chance at redemption….The path of the righteous giblet is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of lazy men :D

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  4. Posted by Rannelee on September 3, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    OMG you are such a ball full of Emo :p
    Hang in there someone will play with you on of those days… i mean you are made to be played must be difficult..
    may be meditating will help..try that while you are there

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  5. Posted by Hisham on September 4, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Geez! wat a drama queen! ur just a rugger ball so stfu! :P hehe

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